@Dank Zank
This guy, Dank Zank, was cursed by a wicked witch and turned him into a glippy gulpy man-troll hybrid. When he isn't spending his days hiding under a bridge and demanding unsuspecting goats to pay the toll; he instead likes to relax by playing epic indie roguelike games and watching anime. We can only hope a princess gives him a sad handjob at midnight and reverses the curse.
Likes:
Lego
Ranting
Bars of soap
Dislikes:
Fat chicks!
Standing around
Bullies stealing his glasses