We were only revealed, never created.

In the Year of Our Lord 1191, a knight who's name hath since been lost to time, was questing through the sun scorched wastes of the Levant. While other knights sought the Holy Grail or similar holy relics, this knight was instead in search of finding meaning in the meaningless, a reason to live.

Lo! As the sun burnt knight wandered forward until finally catching a glimpse of light in the near distance. As he approached the glow and saw, unbeknownst to him, a golden USB flash drive, in the bottom of a blackened crater. As he approached, whispering a prayer, before finally plucking the relic from the sand.

Inscribed upon the device was a logo unlike any the knight had ever seen: WildestTV. Then he finally touched it. Suddenly feeling the power of THE TOUGHEST UNDERGROUND SITE ON THE NET course through his body. Awestruck by this discovery (and possibly a bit of heatstroke) and wrapping it reverently in a discarded tapestry. He carried it back across oceans and deserts, battling fierce beasts and monstrosities, before finally returning to his homestead.

He eventually created a secret underground alter to worship the artifact for the rest of time using its immortality granting powers. Until one day in 2004 an aspiring music pirate, Dmitiri Rodriquez, discovered the alter deep beneath the EMI building in Hayes. Dmitri swiftly knocked the knight over, who was still worshipping the relic, and stole the golden USB flash drive. As the knight fell to dust, Dmitri rushed back to his gaff, plugging the USB drive into his PC and unleashing WildestTV on the unsuspecting populace.