@Dank Zank

This guy, Dank Zank, was cursed by a wicked witch and turned him into a glippy gulpy man-troll hybrid. When he isn't spending his days hiding under a bridge and demanding unsuspecting goats to pay the toll; he instead likes to relax by playing epic indie roguelike games and watching anime. We can only hope a princess gives him a sad handjob at midnight and reverses the curse.


  • Lego

  • Ranting

  • Bars of soap


  • Fat chicks!

  • Standing around

  • Bullies stealing his glasses

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