Hailing from the fertile oasis commonly referred to as "Maidenhead", ZOMBIEJACK69 spent his retirement playing croquet and bowls with his best mate Yellowtail. While waiting for his emergency hip surgery ZOMBIEJACK69 relaxes by Echo Falls and tells tales of yore to his grandthey/thems and the rest of his Gallo Family.


  • Skate 3

  • Alcohol

  • Being nasty to girls on hinge


  • Working

  • Responsibility

  • Dodgy trims

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